The New Kids (1985)

Chad Wiggins-Grady: Chad Bob

Quotes 

• JoeBob : [shooting revolver]  Hey what kind of chance do you think old Pride's got against beating that brindle pit coming up from Arkansas

  Moonie : Chance? Shit. Gordo wouldn't put that dog in if it wasn't gonna win.

  JoeBob : [to his brother]  Set them up.

  Gideon : You ever lost any money on her, Dutra?

  Eddie Dutra : Not yet, and I better not.

  Moonie : Fuck, no, that's one hell of a dog, that is.

  Chad Bob : [Gordo shoots between his feet]  Goddamn Gordo that wasn't funny!

  Eddie Dutra : Shit, Gordo you missed.

  Gideon : Just go on set them up.

  Chad Bob : Shit.

  [Sets up jars] 

  Gideon : I say we stage a little fight between that new bitch at school and Moonie.

  Eddie Dutra : Where we gonna find anybody who'd bet on the Moon?

  Gideon : Boy I'd like to fuck her.

  JoeBob : Oh, yeah. I'd spend a little time on top of that.

  Gideon : Just a pushing and a pulling.

  JoeBob : Take some doing though getting in those pants.

  Eddie Dutra : Yeah I could get her.

  Moonie : Says who?

  Eddie Dutra : Says me and 50 bucks.

  Gideon : Me too. I could get her. Fuck her black and blue.

  Eddie Dutra : Wanna put a little money on it, Gid? Who can pop that little cherry?

  Gideon : [takes money out of pocket]  Hell, yeah. 50 bucks says I get her first.

  Eddie Dutra : Well, I'm always glad to help a fool.

  [puts money out] 

  Eddie Dutra : any other takers?

  JoeBob : [taking out wallet puts money out as well]  Shit. I was born at night but not last night. That girl and her jerk off brother wouldn't give you the steam off their shit. $50 says she won't put out for either of you assholes.

  Moonie : Dutra, you always been three bricks shy of a load anyhow.

  [Dutra shoots between his feet making him jump] 

  Moonie : Shit, man, that ain't funny!

• Gideon : [after chicken get its head cut off and it's blood is put on a rope]  Jesus, look at that shit. Looks like a goddamn spigot

  [throws a headless chicken] 

  Gideon : Chad Bob take that on in to your ma.

  Chad Bob : Get a joint if I do?

  Gideon : You get the back of my hand if you don't.

  Chad Bob : I'm old enough to shovel dog shit, but I ain't old enough for a fucking toke?

  Gideon : You watch your mouth, boy. You're going to wind up talking like a fucking hoodlum. Now, go on.