Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Mark Holton: Francis Buxton
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Quotes
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Pee-wee : I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
Francis : Then you're crazy!
Pee-wee : I know you are but what am I?
Francis : You're a nerd!
Pee-wee : I know you are but what am I?
Francis : You're an idiot!
Pee-wee : I know you are but what am I?
Pee-wee , Francis : I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee: Infinity!
Francis : No, I'm not.
Pee-wee , Francis : You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!
Francis : Shut up, Pee-wee!
Pee-wee : Why don't you make me?
Francis : Why don't you make me?
Pee-wee : Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em.
Francis : Pee-wee, listen to reason.
[Pee-Wee cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion]
Francis : Come on!
Pee-wee : Shhhh! I'm listening to reason.
Francis : Pee-wee!
Pee-wee : That's my name, don't wear it out.
Francis : Remember the first time I saw your bike? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?
Pee-wee : I love that story.
[jumps on bike and pedals away]
Francis : You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
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Radio DJ : [Pee-wee goes to a radio station to post a $10,000 reward for the recovery of his bike] Well, that is some story Pee-wee and with the kind of reward money you're offering, I'm sure a lot of our listeners will be searching.
Pee-wee : Oh, my name's engraved on the back of the seat. That's Pee-wee Herman. P-E-E,
Francis : [turns off radio] That does it! He just won't let up. I changed my mind. I don't want the stupid bike anymore.
Francis' Accomplice : Well, a deal's a deal. So... fork over my money for lifting it for you... Buxton!
Francis : [Pays his friend] Here. Take the bike with you. Just get rid of it.
Francis' Accomplice : [Takes some more money from Francis] That'll cost you extra. See you later sucker!
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Mr. Buxton : [after Pee-wee and Francis wrestle in the bathtub and Pee-wee is trying to open a window] Pee-wee, Pee-wee! What is going on here?
Pee-wee Herman : He's a thief! He stole my bike!
Francis : You liar! I swear I didn't do it, Dad!
Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof?
Pee-wee Herman : Well, not exactly.
Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him.
[Francis gives a sad puppy face]
Mr. Buxton : He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day.
Pee-wee Herman : Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry.
Mr. Buxton : Well... I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands.
Pee-wee Herman : I'm sorry, Francis.
[Shakes his hand, and reaches for his trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : Here, would you care for some gum?
[Francis takes a piece of trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : Would you like some, Mr. Buxton?
Mr. Buxton : Oh, thank you.
Pee-wee Herman : Spearmint or fruit?
Mr. Buxton : Uh, fruit please.
[Takes a piece of trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : [leaving] Well... goodbye!
Mr. Buxton : Goodbye.
Francis : You do believe me, don't you, Dad?
[as Francis chews the spearmint trick gum, the saliva in his mouth turns black. Mr Buxton screams as he realizes his own fruit trick gum is spicy]
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Francis : Of course I taught pee wee how to ride his bike I still remember the day I took off his training wheels.
