Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)

Tom Berenger: Rex O'Herlihan

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Quotes 

• Rex O'Herlihan : You're not a good guy at all!

  Bob Barber : I'm a lawyer, you idiot!

• Rex O'Herlihan : [Music score begins to play. Rex speaks to his horse]  Root's beginnin' to work.

  [a cowboy chorus joins in] 

  Rex O'Herlihan : Yeah, it's definitely kickin' in now.

• Rex O'Herlihan : I'll curse if I wanna curse! Damn! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee tee, doo doo!

• [as Peter bites into a hallucinogenic root] 

  Peter : What is this?

  Rex O'Herlihan : Just a root.

  Peter : Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie.

• Rex O'Herlihan : This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...

  Peter : Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?

  Rex O'Herlihan : Never.

  Peter : My god, Rex. You ARE a good guy.

• Bob Barber : Ever faced another good guy before?

  Rex O'Herlihan : Nope.

  Bob Barber : Me neither.

  Rex O'Herlihan : Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen.

  Bob Barber : I figure the good guy'll win, just like always.

  Rex O'Herlihan : Yeah, except we're both good guys.

  Bob Barber : Then I figure the most good good guy will win.

  Rex O'Herlihan : That's how I figure, too.

  Bob Barber : Yep.

• Rex O'Herlihan : Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.

• Rex O'Herlihan : I need a little 'me' time.

• Rex O'Herlihan : The way a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.

• Rex O'Herlihan : Oh yeah, root's kicking in.