Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)

Brant von Hoffman: Jim

Quotes 

• Colonel Ticonderoga : Let me just ask you one question. There's one thing I'm most curious about. Why bring the body here? My god, this is a home! People live here!

  Jim : Well, Colonel, we didn't know exactly what to do with him.

  Colonel Ticonderoga : Bury him! How 'bout that? Don't you think that's a good idea?

  Jud : Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel!

  Colonel Ticonderoga : I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?

  Jim : No sir.

  Colonel Ticonderoga : Gee whi-iz!

• [henchmen knock on door] 

  Colonel Ticonderoga : [in falsetto voice]  Who is it?

  Jim : It's a bunch of your men. Five of 'em.

  Colonel Ticonderoga : [clears throat and talks in manly voice]  Be right there, men.