Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
John Lithgow: B.Z.
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Patch : You'll fix it so I can get on the telly... what's-it?
B.Z. : When?
Patch : Uh, Christmas Eve.
B.Z. : How long?
Patch : Is a minute all right?
B.Z. : Yeah. What channel?
Patch : [simply] Well all of them.
B.Z. : All of them?
Patch : Yeah.
B.Z. : Which country?
Patch : [simply] All of them.
B.Z. : [shocked] ALL of them?
Patch : [pleased] Yes! All the countries, all the channels!
B.Z. : [incredulous] That would cost a fortune!
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Towzer : The retailers are pulling our toys off the shelves so fast you'd think they're disease carriers.
B.Z. : Cowards.
Towzer : And an article in the Post said that anyone who gives his kid a B.Z. toy ought to have his head examined.
B.Z. : Swine! Cancel my subscription.
Towzer : We have to meet a payroll by the end of the month for 2,000 factory workers.
B.Z. : Commies!
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B.Z. : What would it cost?
Patch : Cost? Cost who?
B.Z. : The people, who, who buy the toy.
Patch : Well, nothing. We're going to give them away free.
[B.Z. starts spluttering and his face turns red]
Patch : Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you turn your face so red so fast?
B.Z. : FOR FREE?
Patch : Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole.
B.Z. : WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE! In a free enterprise system!
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B.Z. : Santa Claus... is FINISHED!