Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

Christian Fitzpatrick: Joe

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Quotes 

• Santa Claus : Next Christmas, you and I will have a date.

  Joe : Really?

  Santa Claus : Santa Claus never lies, Joe.

• Santa Claus : Don't you know who I am?

  Joe : Sure, you're a nut.

  Santa Claus : I'm Santa Claus.

  Joe : Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.

• Cornelia : You're burning up.

  Joe : I'll be alright.

  Cornelia : You stay out there and you'll be dead is what you'll be.

• Joe : [after he gets his present from Santa]  Did Cornie get anything?

  [pauses] 

  Joe : The er... little girl.

  Santa Claus : Oh? Are you two seeing a lot of each other?

  Joe : Actually, yes.

  [blushes quite a lot] 

  Joe : Actually.