Savage Dawn (1985)

Sam Kinison: Barber

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• Zero : You understand, I want a trim on my beard. I don't want you to mess with my hair, I just want a trim on the beard.

  Barber : Alright. What's your name?

  Zero : I'm the big Zero.

  Barber : Well big Zero... well Mr. Zero, I'm a born again Christian and people come into my shop and like to tell them about Jesus and how he can change their lives and make them happy and I know you boys are causing a lot of trouble around town. You know, if you just give your heart to Jesus, Zero...

  Zero : [Zero interrupts the barber]  Let's get one thing straight man, you don't want to fuck with me. You understand?

  Barber : I don't want to upset you. Anything I want to put more love in your life cause God loves everybody and you're not different and I know you got a heart and I don't care what you been through, no matter how much pain he can heal it cause he's the healer and word said he's closer to a friend...

  Zero : [the barber is getting on Zero's nerves]  YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON THE EDGE!

  [Zero tells the barber where to trim] 

  Zero : Just a little on the side.

  Barber : [the barber starts singing "Amazing Grace"]  "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch..."

  Zero : [the barber pushes Zero over the edge]  THAT'S IT!

  [Zero grabs the barber and slits his throat and then shoots him] 

  Biker : [the biker says to Zero after waiting to get a hair cut]  Thanks a lot man, I wanted a fucking hair cut.