Follow That Bird (1985)
John Candy: State Trooper
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Quotes
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State Trooper : [Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze] Are these the two men?
[the kid nods his head]
Sam Sleaze : What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?
State Trooper : [looks through his notebook] What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?
Sam Sleaze : Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.
Sid Sleaze : Yeah, for a friend.
State Trooper : You can tell that to the judge.
Sid Sleaze : [crying] The judge!
State Trooper : Be a man.
Sid Sleaze : But I don't wanna be a man, Sam!
Sam Sleaze : Shut up, Sid! Shut up!
Sid Sleaze : [crying] Judge, Sam! Jail!