The Sure Thing (1985)

George Memmoli: Man in Bar

Quotes 

• Fat Guy in Bar : What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy.

  Gib : You are. You are a good-looking guy. And I'm a good-looking guy.

  Fat Guy in Bar : You are.

  Gib : I am.

  Cowboy Guy : We're all three good-looking guys.

  Gib : That's right. We are. And it's Christmas time, and I'm gonna buy you a drink.

  Fat Guy in Bar : Something light...

  Gib : What, like a nice Chablis?

  Fat Guy in Bar : No... Spritzer.

  Gib : Spritzer?

  Fat Guy in Bar : Yeah.

  Gib : Barkeep! Get this man a trough of Spritzer. And you, Cowboy Guy, what do you wanna drink?

  Cowboy Guy : I'll have a beer.

  Gib : Get Cowboy Guy a beer.

• Fat Guy in Bar : I had some more fried food for lunch.

  [waitress gives him a look] 

  Fat Guy in Bar : I know, I know, I shouldn't have had it but I just couldn't help myself. Do you think I lack self-discipline?