Water (1985)

Billy Connolly: Delgado

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Quotes 

• Delgardo : [singing]  Show me no mercy, give me no bail! I'm ready and willing to go to jail!

  Garfield : Right now!

  Baxter Thwaites : I'm not going to send you to jail for two reasons: first, I refuse to make a martyr of you, and second, it is still being redecorated.

  Miguel : I can't get the paint, boss!

• Garfield : Hey, you spoke, man.

  Delgardo : I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "bomb".

• Delgardo : [singing]  I don't care, I don't give a damn! British justice is a farce and a sham!