Babes in Toyland (1986 TV Movie)

Keanu Reeves: Jack Fenton, Jack-be-Nimble

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Quotes 

• Jack Fenton : Hi. How about a quick Christmas pizza at Capone's before I drop you home.

  Mary Piper : Jack, I don't think I can eat three pizzas.

  Jack Fenton : I didn't say anything about three.

  Mary Piper : Well, I got two other offers.

  Jack Fenton : Oh, here we go again. The Delilah of the Five-and-Dime.

• Jack-be-Nimble : [Sweeping Mary up in his arms]  What do you say to a big kiss?

  Mary Contrary : Hello, big kiss.

• Jack-be-Nimble : He's got trolls! Hundreds of trolls, who ate all the cookies!

• Justice Grimm : Do you take the breathtaking Mary to be your beautiful, loving wife from this moment on, to love and be unbelievably kind to, to share the joys of Toyland and all your hopes and dreams with, forever and a day?

  Jack-be-Nimble : It's not long enough, but I do.

• Jack Fenton : You look so beautiful.

  Mary Piper : For you.

• Jack Fenton : I come from...

  Jack Fenton , Lisa Piper , George , Mary Piper : [singing]  C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all teams on the green. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, see Cincy is invincible, ya know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!

• Mary Piper : [gives Lisa a Mountain Master]  Congratulations, Miss Piper, winning the "Sister of the Year" award.

  Lisa Piper : Oh, Mary. A Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the Mountain Master after Mary gives it to her]  Put that back, you little creep. That's stolen property!

  Lisa Piper : It costs exactly half of the salary that you own me, Mr. Barnie.

  Barnie : Well, you can sue me for the other half!

  Mary Piper : Come on, Lisa.

  [She and Lisa leave the toy store] 

  Barnie : And you two. The two of you? You can sue me too!

  George : That's just what we'll do. Merry Christmas.

  Jack Fenton : Merry Christmas.

  [They both pull down a net above him before leaving, and a pile of toys and balls fall on top of Barnie] 

• Lisa Piper : [takes out a microphone and uses it to get the customers attention]  Uh, excuse me, everybody. I just heard on tv there's gonna be a major snowstorm hitting Cincinnati any minute! It's Christmas Eve. You should all go home while you still can!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the microphone and takes it from her]  Give me that! Give me that, you midget monster! There's nothing to worry about, folks. It's actually just a false alarm. Please, come on, now. It's just a little snow. I mean, what do you expect? It's Christmas!

  [uses the microphone to sing a song] 

  Barnie : Christmas time is snow time and no time it'll be Christmas again.

  Mary Piper : [gives Lisa a Mountain Master]  Congratulations, Miss Piper, on winning the "Sister of the Year" award.

  Lisa Piper : Oh, Mary. A Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you!

  Barnie : [sees Lisa holding the Mountain Master after Mary gives it to her]  Put that back, you little creep. That's stolen property!

  Mary Piper : It costs exactly half of the salary that you own me, Mr. Barnie.

  Barnie : Well, you can sue me for the other half!

  Mary Piper : Come on, Lisa.

  [She and Lisa leave the toy store] 

  Barnie : And you two. The two of you? You can sue me too!

  George : That's just what we'll do. Merry Christmas.

  Jack Fenton : Merry Christmas.

  [They both pull down a net above him before leaving, and a pile of toys and balls fall on top of Barnie] 

• Mary Piper : Lisa, do you really like the sled? I mean, you weren't just putting on an act back in the store, were you?

  Lisa Piper : No. This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world.

  George : Right here in Cincinnati.

  Jack Fenton : Welcome to glorious Cincinnati! Queen of Ohio's pal-pine ski-ing resorts! I come from...

  Mary Piper , Lisa Piper , George , Jack Fenton : [singing]  C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all teams on the green. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, see Cincy is invincible, ya know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!

• Jack-be-Nimble : [grabs Lisa in her face with both of his hands menacingly]  You! So pretty! So nice! Now you come with me and be my trollog!

  Barnaby Barnicle : [grabs Barnaby, causing him to let go of Lisa]  Not quite yet, Uncle Barnaby.

  [lets go of Barnaby and punches him in the face] 

  Jack-be-Nimble : [grabs Jack by the throat, attempting to strangle him]  Jack not Be Nimble! Jack Be Dead!

  [Jack, however, punches Barnaby in the gut, thus causing him to release him] 

• Jack-be-Nimble : Over my dead butt!

  Barnaby Barnicle : If necessary yes.

  Jack-be-Nimble : Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!

  Barnaby Barnicle : Oh, I hope so.

• Georgie Porgie : I'm not exactly cut out to be a hero.

  Jack-be-Nimble : Ah, they could cut about three heroes out of you, old buddy.