The Boss' Wife (1986)

Fisher Stevens: Carlos Delgado

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• Joel Keefer : Just cut it out, ok?

  Carlos Delgado : Why?

  Joel Keefer : I mean it. There's nothing going on here, ok?

  Carlos Delgado : [pointing at a square of butter that Louise pressed against her nipple and put on the table for Joel and Carlos to look at]  Nothing going on? What do you think that is? Graumann's Chinese tit?

• Carlos Delgado : Excuse me, but your boss, he invited both of us to dinner, man.

  Joel Keefer : That's because he thinks we're friends.

  Carlos Delgado : But, we are friends.

  Joel Keefer : We are NOT friends!

  Carlos Delgado : You know, you can kiss my johnson, man.

• Maitre D' : Ah, it's Monsieur Keefer and his... special friend.

  Carlos Delgado : [pointing to Joel]  He can kiss my johnson.

• Carlos Delgado : To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.