The Boys Next Door (1985)

Charlie Sheen: Bo Richards

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• Bo Richards : What a screwy job.

  Roy Alston : Well, our jobs are better.

  Bo Richards : What, the factory?

  Roy Alston : No, our jobs as fashion designers.

  Bo Richards : Hey, quit complaining. It's a good job. Manufacturing. It's American!

  Roy Alston : You sound like my dad. He's been going in and out of those shit box factories for thirty years. Always a week away from getting out. Alright, we start Monday but we don't get out in two months. Then it's six months. Then you wake up and it's thirty fucking years later.

• Bo Richards : What's the note say?

  Roy Alston : Thanks... for... taking... up... two... parking... places, ass... hole.

• Bo Richards : I would fuck a cigarette lighter if my dick would fit!

  Roy Alston : What do you mean "if"?

• Bo Richards : I just feel bad about that girl. I did not want to hurt her.

  Roy Alston : She didn't know what hit her. we gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that one have given us eighteen years of pain.

• Bo Richards : Two seconds of pain, Roy.

• Detective Mark Woods : Why did you kill your friend?

  Bo Richards : Because I had to.

• Bo Richards : All I wanted was some gas!

• Bo Richards : I don't want to sound like a fag or nothing, but you are my best friend.

• Bo Richards : Just what exactly does "eat my fuck" mean?

  Roy Alston : Beats me...

• Roy Alston : His name is not Bob. All fucking year you've called him Bob. His name is Bob.

  Bo Richards : Bo.

  Roy Alston : Bo.

• Bo Richards : Hey, this camel jockey is ripping us off!

• Roy Alston : I've got stuff inside of me.

  Bo Richards : What, feel like cancer or something?

  Roy Alston : You remember Christmas? That guy smashing your car and taking off? You could do nothing about it.

  Bo Richards : I was so pissed off, man. I wanted to kill that guy.

  Roy Alston : That's how I feel all the time.

  Bo Richards : Hey, come on, man. You're righteously pissed off. Hell, you're like a lot of people.

  Roy Alston : I thought the Marines would get it out of my system.

  Bo Richards : All you're going to get out of the Marines is a bad haircut.

• Bo Richards : So *this* is the Tar Pits? Big wow.

  Roy Alston : Why isn't it bubbling and stuff? Steam and shit. Maybe there's some kind of show.

• Roy Alston : They're what?

  Bo Richards : Anarchists, man. It means they'll fuck anything!

• Bo Richards : Excuse me, where's the action around here?

  Angie : Action? There is no action around here, this is L.A.

• Roy Alston : Alright. Party time. Party time, man.

  Bo Richards : You gave her a heart attack, man.

  Roy Alston : She was ready to die anyway.