Club Paradise (1986)

Eugene Levy: Barry Steinberg

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• Barry Steinberg : So, the deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night. We should hand him our wallets and slit our own throats.

• Barry Steinberg : [Watching a pro diver take a spectacular cliff dive off a waterfall with small crowd]  I could have done that dive if I didn't have the diarrhea.

• Jack Moniker : Check it out. What about those two?

  Barry Steinberg : Eh... I don't think they're interested.

  Barry Nye : Too tall.

  Jack Moniker : Come on. They were just talking to me about you.

  Barry Steinberg : No.

  [incredulously] 

  Barry Nye : Really? Then what?

  Jack Moniker : They said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stood up for you. I said you were.