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Quotes
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Dave Whiteman : I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and *loved* it!
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Dave Whiteman : Would you like some wine, Al?
Al : No, thank you. This is one of my non-drinking days.
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Dave Whiteman : Max, I think it's time you stopped all this screwing around and started to learn the hanger business.
Max Whiteman : I don't like hangers.
Dave Whiteman : You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you, and it's hangers that feed you!
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Dave Whiteman : [Barb is visibly smashed] Hey, Barb?
Barbara Whiteman : Mmmmmm?
Dave Whiteman : I thought we weren't going to drink any more.
Barbara Whiteman : Well, Dave, yeah. It's true. I *am* a vegetarian. But I hear... that vodka... comes from a potato!
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Dave Whiteman : Someone's pissing on my hydrangeas!
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Dave Whiteman : You could have pissed right here!
Barbara Whiteman : Dave, he did! He pissed all over the joint.
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Doctor Von Zimmer : Has there been some recent change in living arrangements?
Barbara Whiteman : [flatly] We have a houseguest.
Doctor Von Zimmer : Oh.
[looks at Jerry]
Doctor Von Zimmer : How long are you staying?
Dave Whiteman : He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy doesn't like it, then the doggy can find other living arrangements.
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Dave Whiteman : Got a license?
Jerry Baskin : Yeah.
Dave Whiteman : [hands him the keys] You drive.
Jerry Baskin : Okay. Where to?
Dave Whiteman : I don't know. Some days you just want to go, you know?
Jerry Baskin : Okay. Let's hit the beach. I got some friends down there.
Dave Whiteman : The beach?
[laughs]
Dave Whiteman : Who's going to run my business? Who's going to pay my bills? Who's...
Jerry Baskin : [interrupting] You got enough money to last *ten* lifetimes!
Dave Whiteman : [laughs heartily] Yeah... maybe *I* ought to become a bum. No job, no responsibilities...
Jerry Baskin : [snorts] You wouldn't last five minutes.
Dave Whiteman : You think so? Let's hit the beach, buddy. Pronto!
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Dave Whiteman : Hey. You, uh, haven't said anything about the car.
Jenny Whiteman : It's nice.
Dave Whiteman : Yeah? You don't think it's, uh, too Beverly Hills?
Jenny Whiteman : Daddy, you work very hard for your money. You don't have to justify anything.
Dave Whiteman : I know, it's just that, you know... maybe I'm feeling a little guilty.
Jenny Whiteman : Guilt sucks.
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Dave Whiteman : Oh, come on! The dog is running the whole house!
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Dave Whiteman : What is your name?
Tom-Tom : Nanatechete!
Dave Whiteman : Nanatechete? What does that mean?
Tom-Tom : It means "He who lost his American Express Card and don't give a fuck!"