Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Dom DeLuise: Aunt Kate

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Quotes 

• Aunt Kate : That vase cost me five thousand dollars. There are only three like it in the world.

  Pfister : Two.

  Aunt Kate : Yes... two.

• Dr. Paul Abbot : Thank you for a lovely evening, Kate, shall we see you in the morning?

  Aunt Kate : Oh, who knows if any of us will ever see the morning?

• Aunt Kate : Where's Francis Jr.?

  Francis Abbot Sr. : I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.

  Aunt Kate : One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?

  Francis Abbot Sr. : No!

  [stammering] 

  Francis Abbot Sr. : Uh, n-n-no no I.

  Francis Abbot Sr. : [explaining to Vickie]  My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.

  Vickie Pearle : I see.

  Francis Abbot Sr. : [upbeat]  Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.

  Aunt Kate : [sarcastic]  Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.

• Aunt Kate : Wait! Oh, wait. Before this moment is over, I want to say that this house has been under a cloud of darkness for so many years. And now, at last, the cloud has pissed.

• Aunt Kate : I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon.

• Aunt Kate : My brother John, from whom you are all descended, was bitten on the back of his neck by something that was half animal, half human. From that moment on, he was hairy, all over.

• Aunt Kate : You're the only living soul who knows I've changed my Will. If you ever tell anyone then may your soul rot in Hell!

• Aunt Kate : They were all Godless here! Men with their painted women! They filled this house with Laughter and Sin. Laughter and Sin. Oh, what memories!

  [Slides down the bannister] 

• Aunt Kate : Do you know you remind me of me when I was a little girl?