Hollywood Vice Squad (1986)

Eloy Casados: Chavez

Quotes 

• Betty Melton : Why did you move in on my bust like that?

  Chavez : You were as nervous as a whore in church.

  Betty Melton : You asshole. That was my bust. I could have handled it.

  Chavez : That's Mr. Asshole to you.

  Betty Melton : Listen, Rambo. I can do anything that you can do.

  Chavez : Oh, yeah. I bet you can't grow a beard.

  Man with doll : Bet you can't pee standing up.

  Betty Melton : Bet you and Mike could teach me.