- Harold: Hey, it's great to have a new neighbor. Woman lived here before you was nuts. Biggest bitch under the sun. Just a senile old hag really. Wouldn't be surprised if someone just got fed up and offed her. Know what I mean?
- Roger: She was my aunt.
- Harold: Heart of gold though. Just uh, a saint really. And uh such a beautiful woman, for her age.
- Skeleton Big Ben: Sucker!
- Roger: Big Ben?
- Skeleton Big Ben: [Sarcastically] No. It's your fairy godmother.
- Aunt Elizabeth: It won Roger. It tricked me. I didn't think it could, but it did. It's going to trick you too, Roger. This house knows everything about you. Leave while you can!
- Roger: No!
- Skeleton Big Ben: I've been waitin' years for this, Roger!
- [Machine gunfire, out of ammo]
- Skeleton Big Ben: Damn! You rise out of the grave and run out of ammunition!
- Dull Fan: I'll treasure this...