Jake Speed (1986)

Wayne Crawford: Jake Speed

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• Margaret Winston : I didn't know you had that!

  Jake Speed : That's why they call it a concealed weapon.

• Margaret Winston : So, where did you and Des meet?

  Jake Speed : Volume One.

• Jake Speed : Sometimes you do things the hard way.

  Margaret Winston : Why?

  Jake Speed : Reads better.

• Margaret Winston : Who is Reno Mellon?

  Jake Speed : We made it up!

  Desmond Floyd : It's Jake's favorite town and my favorite breakfast food.

• Jake Speed : Oh yeah, we go way back. Back to Volume Two.

• Jake Speed : Evil may triumph, Sid, but it'll never conquer.

• Jake Speed : We were gonna fight our way through enemy territory. Scale the highest mountain in this goddamned place. Traverse a bridge that was about to collapse. And then if we were lucky, I mean really lucky, we were gonna fight our way through two thousand extremely poisonous snakes.

  Margaret Winston : There are thousands of snakes around here?

  Jake Speed : There's gotta be if you look hard enough!

• Margaret Winston : Has it ever occurred to you that there might be an easier way?

  Jake Speed : Yeah, so where's the entertainment value in that?

• Jake Speed : Don't worry. When you're right, nothing can happen to you.

• Jake Speed : If all this were about money, I'd be working for the wrong side most of the time.

• Jake Speed : I'm the last of the original nice guys!

• Margaret Winston : What if you sold me to the wrong guys?

  Jake Speed : That would make a piss-poor story, wouldn't it?

• Jake Speed : Come on, we need a big finish!

• Margaret Winston : If you're such a big deal, why haven't they ever made a movie?

  Jake Speed : Ever try to deal with those people?

• Jake Speed : Heroes don't die.

• Sid : You're a Boy Scout, Jake!

  Jake Speed : REFRESHING! Isn't it?

• Jake Speed : If you want something bad enough, you get it!

• Jake Speed : Why do you think bad things happen? So you have something good to look forward to! If everything was same-o, same-o, you'd die of boredom!

• Jake Speed : I'll rip off your head and shit in the hole!