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4/10
Lacklust porn with fine production values
rduchmann12 June 2000
Another Teutonic adaptation of the memoirs of turn-of-the-century goodtime gal Josephine Mutzenbacher (known as JANINE in the US versions), this is also known as PROFESSIONAL JANINE and is the official sequel to SENSATIONAL JANINE, one of the best XXX films ever made.

Tall cool brunette Leila Vigso stars. She has an ever wry-smile as she engages in numerous sex acts, but neither she nor the picture ever come to a boil. The erotic scenes are mostly very short, allowing many more of them than usual, but they are also poorly filmed, cheating the viewer of involvement. The director here worked as DP on the prequel, SENSATIONAL, but seems to have learned virtually nothing about the technique of staging erotic sex scenes there.

The cast is attractive, lacking the extremely old people who are found in the first JANINE picture. Karine Gambier appears in 2 sequences. Vigso seems a little smug in the role and, though she looks good, she also looks like a pretty cold fish sexually. Certainly the story calls for a business-like approach, but she gives me the impression she'd be happier in some other business, most of the time.

Janine begins hooking in the park, wins and then loses a Viennese businessman who won't tolerate her cheating, and is left to her wits again. She spends some time at a coffeehouse which fronts a brothel, before being rescued by a Hungarian Hussar who takes her to the country. There is a wacky sex-on-horseback competition with the Hussar and his army buddies (different, but not really very sexy, due to the obvious problems of filming it), and a party at a rural inn turns into an orgy. Then Janine is back in Vienna again, opening her own brothel with another orgy. The ending just segues toward a sequel.

Despite a lot of open-air filming and a large, attractive cast, this version of the story is inferior, as porno, to a competing rendition, JOSEPHINE, made about the same time. Between story bits we visit the park where a gravel-voiced hurdygurdy man croaks out verses of a vulgar ballad about Janine. He's supposed to be funny and may have been more so in the German language version. Overall, film is a disappointment, especially to anyone who has seen SENSATIONAL JANINE.
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10/10
Outstanding Movie
geoholt313 July 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made. The cast is very good and thew performers hot to the core. It's been my favorite for many many years! I have only the one tape and it is almost shot. I have been looking for another copy of it for years. If anyone out there knows where to get a new one, or even one on DVD, please let me know at geoholt3@champmail.com . I have not seen Sensational Janne yet but would like very much to. I did see the third movie in the series and found it very boring. Janne is so hot in this movie that it makes me sad that she has probably grown old since 1984. I would love to see her now days anyway and maybe have lunch with her. I would even ask her to marry me! George
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A Classic from the "Golden Era of Porn"
estabansmythe1 May 2004
For those of you who actually enjoy real honest-to-God production values in your porn films, this film, Professional Janine, as I know it, is for you.

Taking place in Franco-Prussian Europe in the 1870s or 1880s, this 100 minute film was shot in 35mm and features absolutely gorgeous scenic landscapes, and farm locations. It also utilizes stylish cinematography, authentic period costumes and a light, humorously translated screenplay.

As for the sex, it's fun as fun can be! Whether it's the scene with the fat lady with the German Oom-pa band playing behind her, or the wager that one officer can't have his way with three ladies, one after the other, on horseback over three kilometers, while downing three pints of vodka in three hours, the film celebrates a pre-AIDS world sex for the pure old fashioned enjoyment of it. And you've got to love that!

As Janine, the innocent farm girl who becomes a famous madame, Leila Visgo is fetching, but hardly volcanic. That's okay, the rest of the girls - and there are many - more than make up for her.

This is a true classic from the Golden Age Of Porn and comes highly recommended.
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