Malcolm (1986)

John Hargreaves: Frank Baker

Quotes 

• Malcolm Hughes : Are those boxes?

  Frank Baker : Nah, they're pineapples.

• Malcolm Hughes : One: Do you have any references?

  Frank Baker : References?

  Malcolm Hughes : Two: Are you a neat and tidy person who makes his, stroke, her own bed and washes the dishes?

  Frank Baker : Hey?

  Malcolm Hughes : Three: Are you a good cook?

  Frank Baker : Listen, I just want a room.

• Frank Baker : I can run faster than this. Open her up.

  Malcolm Hughes : What Frank?

  Frank Baker : Faster! Faster!

  Malcolm Hughes : This is as fast as it will go.

  Frank Baker : Shit!

  Malcolm Hughes : Open the glove box.

  Frank Baker : Just drive this shit heap will you.

  Malcolm Hughes : Open the glove box.

  Frank Baker : All right.

• Frank Baker : This is a convertible.

  Judith : Oh yeah?

• Frank Baker : I just got out of jail. So if you're gonna blabber that all over the place we may as well pack up and leave now.

  Judith : Frank.

  Malcolm Hughes : You're not gonna leave, are ya?

• Frank Baker : What's he doing out there?

  Judith : Who knows?

• Malcolm Hughes : It's a getaway car.

  Frank Baker : What?

  Malcolm Hughes : Like on T.V.

• Judith : What in God's name got into you?

  Frank Baker : He did it himself.

  Judith : Crap Frank. You're a bloody liar!

• Frank Baker : Cops wouldn't know where to start looking. He never left his bedroom.

  Judith : They're not total idiots. They find out sooner or later.