Nothing in Common (1986) Poster

(1986)

Tom Hanks: David Basner

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Quotes 

  • Charlie Gargas : At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile... not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was.

    David Basner : Here I thought you were the perfect son, Charlie.

    Charlie Gargas : No. They told me there was only one of those guys. Listen, you take care of what you've got to take care of. I'll take care of Woolridge.

  • David Basner : Look, I've done the job, all right? Take my stuff, do whatever you want to do with it. But for the fifth time now, I'm not going anywhere with anybody. And don't you *ever* fucking touch me again!

  • Andrew Woolridge : My daughter speaks very highly of you. Says you're a great lay.

    David Basner : [David's gun accidentally goes off]  She told you that?

    Andrew Woolridge : My baby girl tells me everything.

    David Basner : That's some conversation for a father to be having with his daughter.

    Andrew Woolridge : I raised her to be a corporate executive. I raised her to be a man.

    David Basner : So did my father, but I never tell him anything.

  • Max Basner : Your best friend is your dick.

    David Basner : Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is *your* dick.

    Max Basner : Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.

  • Donna Mildred Martin : The only advice my mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."

    David Basner : What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.

  • Max Basner : That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew how to talk a girl into bed.

    David Basner : I'm glad you still can.

    Max Basner : I can't. I can't do it anymore.

  • Max Basner : I lost my lines. They fired me.

    David Basner : [David gets out of his Jeep and walks around angrily for a few moments, then gets back in the car]  What are you gonna do?

    Max Basner : I know you hate me. But you have to help me.

  • David Basner : I could've been a great doctor.

    Max Basner : You could've been a great anything, son.

  • David Basner : I'm just protecting my balls, just as, I'm sure, at one time or another, you have protected your own

  • David Basner : Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?

  • David Basner : [to Andrew Woolridge]  Sir, I was just wondering. By eating your entire meal with the salad fork, does that include the soup?

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