Nothing in Common (1986)
Jackie Gleason: Max Basner
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Max Basner : [to David] You're the last person I ever thought would come through for me.
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Max Basner : Your best friend is your dick.
David Basner : Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is *your* dick.
Max Basner : Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.
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Max Basner : That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew how to talk a girl into bed.
David Basner : I'm glad you still can.
Max Basner : I can't. I can't do it anymore.
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Max Basner : I lost my lines. They fired me.
David Basner : [David gets out of his Jeep and walks around angrily for a few moments, then gets back in the car] What are you gonna do?
Max Basner : I know you hate me. But you have to help me.
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David Basner : I could've been a great doctor.
Max Basner : You could've been a great anything, son.