The Return of Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer (1986 TV Movie)

Stacy Keach: Mike Hammer

Quotes 

• Mike Hammer : [upon finding a mime dead in a car trunk]  People in show business like to say they were born in a trunk; this is one clown who died in one.

• Mike Hammer : He has a problem with gambling?

  Jack Bergan : Gambling *is* the problem. He'd lay odds on what time the sun would come up.

  [laughs] 

• Jack Bergan : I can sell about anything you want. I could even sell a one-legged unicyclist. I could sell you. What is it you do best?

  Mike Hammer : Survive.

  Jack Bergan : I could sell it.