Tough Guys (1986)

Dana Carvey: Richie Evans

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Quotes 

• [Harry Doyle has been summoned by his parole officer] 

  Richie Evans : I got a call from the rest home today. She said that you were being a disruptive influence during lunch. That you refused to eat your spinach soufflé, and that you caused a riot. And that last night you made love to a woman.

  Harry Doyle : Do you make love to women, Richie?

  Richie Evans : Well, yes. Of course I do.

  Harry Doyle : Then how come when you do it, you're a stud and when I do it I'm a disruptive influence to society.

  Richie Evans : Because I'm only 28 and you're 72.

• Leon B. Little : Where are they?

  Richie Evans : Where are who?

  Leon B. Little : Harry Doyle and Archie Long.

  Richie Evans : That's privileged information. I can't tell you.

  Leon B. Little : [threatens to shoot him]  Oh yeah!

  Richie Evans : [closes eyes]  You can shoot me, but I still won't tell. Harry and Archie are my friends.

  [Leon moves to filing cabinet and looks there. A moment later, Richie opens his eyes and starts to get up] 

  Leon B. Little : You'll never make it dip-shit. Sit!

• [taking Archie to a second job] 

  Richie Evans : Look I know how you feel, but you can't go throwing yogurt into everyone's faces when you lose your cool.

• [after learning that Archie and Harry stole an armored truck] 

  Richie Evans : I can't believe you guys stole an armored truck.

• Richie Evans : They came out of prison asking for our help, and all we did was give them a bunch of rules!

  Richie's Boss : That's the system.

  Richie Evans : No, no. We treated them like little children. We told them where to live, where to work, who to see, how to behave!

  Richie's Boss : That's how this system works.

  Richie Evans : Well, then this system *sucks.*