Tough Guys (1986)

Steven Memel: Derek

Quotes 

• Derek : Our colors are cherry, peach, lime, olive, and avocado.

  Archie Long : I don't want to eat the suit, I just want to wear it.

• Archie Long : Well, Derek... Am I hot?

  Derek : You're practically on fire.

• Archie Long : [Asking Derek for advice on clothes for a date]  She said "look hot". How about something in blue?

  Derek : Blue is cold, sir. Red, is hot.

  Archie Long : Okay, something in red.

  Derek : We don't carry red, sir. Our colors are: peach, lime, cherry, mocha, almond, and avocado.

  Archie Long : Hey, I don't wanna eat the suit, I just wanna wear it.

  Derek : [Deadpan]  Ha-ha-ha. One moment, sir.