The Charmings (1987–1988)
Alex Henteloff: IRS Agent
Quotes
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Queen Lillian White : [Lillian has been called in for an IRS audit, and is speaking to herself] They're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me.
IRS Agent : Next!
[points to Lillian]
Queen Lillian White : You can't do anything to me, I've done nothing wrong.
IRS Agent : I hear that all the time. When it comes to tax fraud, everyone swears they're "lilly white."
Queen Lillian White : But I am Lilly White!
IRS Agent : Sure, sure, sure. Now sit down!
Queen Lillian White : I'm warning you, I'm a witch!
IRS Agent : Oh, yeah? So is my wife. Now, you say you're self employed. Doing what?
Queen Lillian White : Doing this.
[she makes the lamp on the desk levitate]
IRS Agent : Not bad. But I saw that on a Bud Light commercial.
[Lillian then zaps up a huge snake]
IRS Agent : Any other dependents?
Queen Lillian White : Tough room!
[zaps the snake away]
IRS Agent : Now look, lady, I've been doing this for 22 years. I've seen it all, I've heard it all. Now where did you get the money?
Queen Lillian White : I tapped into the credit system through my magic mirror.
IRS Agent : Ok, I haven't heard it all.