Crocodile Dundee II (1988)

Paul Hogan: Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee

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• Punk : [about Mick breaking into Rico's mansion/fortress]  What are ya chances?

  Mick : Fair.

  Punk : What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?

  Mick : [throws his knife across the room into the punk's mohawk]  Better than average.

• Mick : What did you do last night?

  Punk : We didn't do nothing. We was here all night.

  Mick : That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off.

• Sue : You shot Walter.

  Mick : Yeah. It was the only thing I could think of to save his life.

  Sue : By shooting him?

  Mick : I only nicked him.

• Mick : G'day, amigo.

• Ledge Suicider : I'm about to throw myself off this building.

  Mick : You could kill yourself.

  Ledge Suicider : That's the whole idea.

  Mick : Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.

  [after several moments when the Ledge Suicider does not jump] 

  Mick : Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break.

• Mick : Now we're all on foot. That makes us even.

  Sue : Seven to two is "even"?

• Mick : Take your bra off.

  Sue : This is hardly the time.

  [Sue proceeds to take her bra off without taking off her shirt. She hands her bra to a stunned Mick] 

• Sue : Do you know where they are?

  Mick : Yeah. They're about 500 yards that way, behind that ridge.

  Sue : How do you know that?

  Mick : Can't you smell it?

  [Sniffs] 

  Sue : [Shakes her head]  Their sweat?

  Mick : [Smiling]  Walt's aftershave.

• Mick : [to suicidal ledge-walker]  Just out of curiosity, why would you want to - - pssshhheeewwwww?

  [makes whistling sound and gestures with his arm in a diving motion] 

• Rico : Get some sleep. Gonna be a long day tomorrow.

  Mick : [hiding and watching their campsite, he whispers]  Yeah. And it' ll be a long night, too.

• Mick : Wanna give me some help?

  Sue : Would Bonnie say no to Clyde?

  Mick : Who?

• Mick : [collectively addressing the other diner patrons]  Hey, the name's Mick Dundee from Australia - - I'm looking a job; anyone got any ideas?

  Mick : [sees the patrons merely exchange puzzled glances and roll their eyes, then shruggingly turns back to the bartender]  'Kay, that's enough job-huntin' for one day!

• Rico : Dundee!

  Rico : I know you're up there. Come down, or I shoot your friend.

  Mick : [Thinks for a moment]  Shoot the dopey bastard!

• Sue Charlton : Mick - be careful. This isn't a game.

  Mick : It is to me.

• Mick : You ready to go home now?

  Sue Charlton : I am home.

• Mick : Well maybe you can protect her, but I know that I can. But not here, someplace I can see him coming.

  Brannigan : Where do you have in mind?

• Mick : if someone asks you same question you could say we hung out here all night or we went to long island island and watched this lunatic strom a fortress at the very least you could go watch me get my head blown off.

• Mick : you kill people for a living you arent very good at are you? you should get a new business.