Born in East L.A. (1987)

Cheech Marin: Rudy

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• Rudy : If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and your trying to shoo away the stinch.

• Rudy : Hey Man, whaaas sappening?

• Marcie : When will my black Pugeot be ready!

  Rudy : Black Pugeot? I knew you wasn't a natural redhead!

• Rudy : Hey Miester! I like your sister.

• Rudy : What are you guys in for?

  Thug #1 : The good times.

• Immigration officer : Where were you born?

  Rudy : What?

  Immigration officer : Read my lips, El Paco. Where were you born?

  Rudy : I was born in East L.A., man.

  Immigration officer : Sure, sure. If you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?

  Rudy : I-I don't know, that guy, that guy who was on T.V., the guy in the cowboy hat... he used to be on "Death Valley Days"... uh,

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  Rudy : !

  Immigration officer : Get him out of here.

• Rudy : The president of the United States is Ronald "dickhead" Reagan!

• Rudy : [58:17]  Through the teeth and around the gums, look out, gullet, here it comes.