- Chuck Toedan: Why are you here? You want me to proof-read your picket signs?
- Gloria Sternvirgin: I wouldn't let you proof-read M&Ms!
- Luigi Pappalardo: You killed my momma!
- Chuck Toedan: It was an accident.
- Luigi Pappalardo: You killed my momma!
- Chuck Toedan: I'm sure she didn't feel anything!
- Luigi Pappalardo: You killed my momma!
- Chuck Toedan: She was old, anyways!
- Crossing Guard: Hey, aren't you? You are! You're the host of that sick, twisted, morally fucked up tv show!
- Gloria Sternvirgin: Hey! Meathead!
- Chuck Toedan: Are you talking to me?
- Gloria Sternvirgin: I don't see any other meatheads around!
- Chuck Toedan: Well... stick around, and I'm sure you'll attract them.
- Gloria Sternvirgin: Not unless your wife shows up first.
- Chuck Toedan: I'm not married.
- Gloria Sternvirgin: I'm not surprised.