Disorderlies (1987) Poster

(1987)

Darren Robinson: Buffy

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  • Nursing Home Owner : [enters from the kitchen; angry tone]  Who took the chocolate cakes? Buffy! Kool! Mark!

    Buffy : [to himself]  Damn!

    Kool : [to himself]  Shit!

    Markie : [to himself]  Busted!

    Nursing Home Owner : Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?

    Kool : [mumbling]  I don't know.

    Nursing Home Owner : I have had it up to here! This is the fifth time that's happened in a week.

    Markie : [Markie, Buffy, and Kool are all pointing at each other saying]  It was him.

    Nursing Home Owner : Now, if any of you didn't do it, then who had the keys to the refrigerator?

    Buffy : Not me.

    [suddenly, the keys that one of them have drop to the floor] 

    Nursing Home Owner : What was that?

    Kool : What was what?

    Nursing Home Owner : Ah, pick those up!

  • Kool : [watching a couple of girls skinny dipping]  What do you think?

    Buffy : Too skinny.

    Kool : Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.

    Buffy : I know what you mean.

  • Sgt. Bledsoe : Now, you boys better talking some sense, or I'm gonna have to use the Florida lie detector.

    Buffy : What's a Florida lie detector?

    [a huge cop with a baseball bat enters the room] 

    Sgt. Bledsoe : A Florida lie detector is a 300-pound white man... with a baseball bat.

  • [Buffy and Kool are in a squad car being driven to a unknown destination by the huge cop and the racist Sgt. Bledsoe] 

    Buffy : Uh... look mister officer, Sergeant Bledsoe, sir. I want to point out an unfair situation here.

    Huge Cop : [turns towards them]  Shut your fat ugly face!

    [both Buffy and Kool look at each other with dread] 

    Buffy : Kool, we gotta find a way to get away... now. These guys are gonna kick our asses, man!

    Kool : Yeah, while we're gonna be hurt, Albert's gonna be dead!

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