Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Jacob Vargas: Bubba Vargas

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Quotes 

• Ernest P. Worrell : My motto is, "I never met a bad kid."

  State Supervisor : Then let me introduce you to some. These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help.

  [they step over to the boys] 

  State Supervisor : This here's the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. He's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven.

  Bobby Wayne : Since I was nine.

  State Supervisor : And this here's Crutchfield. Twelve years old and already a master thief.

  Crutchfield : [Hands back Ernest's wallet]  It's like a... gift or something.

  Ernest P. Worrell : Well, thanks

  [takes the wallet] 

  State Supervisor : And here's Danny Simpson. He comes from a long line of troublemakers.

  Danny : It's a family tradition. I've got a reputation to uphold.

  State Supervisor : And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution, Chip Ooooozgood.

  Chip Ozgood : [Says nothing] 

  State Supervisor : [Shakes her head]  Butch Too Cool Vargas.

  Butch 'Bubba' Vargas : [Says nothing, looks at her contemptuously] 

• Butch 'Bubba' Vargas : Ernest, um... we've been thinking.

  Crutchfield : Yeah, we ain't got much of a chance but we got a plan.

  Bobby Wayne : If we stop those miners then there will be a Camp Kikakee.

  Ernest P. Worrell : Boys, we can't stop those miners, look what they did to me and that was just one of them.

  Chip Ozgood : Come on Ernest, that don't sound like no path of the brave to me.

  Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones : I don't want to go back to no institution, I want to stay right here with you.

  Bobby Wayne : Yeah we all do, Ernest.

  Chip Ozgood : Come on, Ernest, we can get them.

  Bobby Wayne : Hey, it's the path of the brave.

  Crutchfield : Let's go for it, we can do it, Ernest.