Fatal Beauty (1987)

Whoopi Goldberg: Rita Rizzoli

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Quotes 

• Leo Nova : [reveals bulletproof vest after being shot by Rita Rizzoli in the chest]  Kevlar, bitch!

  Rita Rizzoli : [shoots him again in the throat, sending him crashing into a car windshield]  Smith & Wesson, asshole!

• Bartender : Do you want a glass?

  Rita Rizzoli : Do I want a glass? No, wrap it in a taco dumb motherf - -er, yes I want a glass.

• Deputy Getz : Hey, stay bent over like that and I'll show you a good time.

  Rita Rizzoli : Oh yeah? one quick hump and you'd be in the hospital honey.

• Deputy Getz : Hey Rizzoli, you ever get it doggy style?

  Rita Rizzoli : No, but tell me, what's it like?

• Rita Rizzoli : Now, either you take your time, and get the f - - outta here, or I'm gonna cut your dick off

  Cowboy Hat : [petrified]  I have to go now...

• Deputy Getz : What the hell kept ya? Stopped to pick up a a sailor?

  Rita Rizzoli : Yeah, I almost had one too, but your mother beat me to him.

• Zack Jaeger : I'm gonna break inside your apartment, and I'm gonna kick your ass, and then maybe for dessert I'll f - - your brains out

  Rita Rizzoli : [chokes with laughter]  Be still my heart!

  Zack Jaeger : You's think this is a lot of talk?

  Rita Rizzoli : I hope not, cause you're everything I've ever wanted in a man! I mean really, a snot-nosed little whip-dick, in designer jeans?

• Carl Jimenez : How did it go?

  Rita Rizzoli : Oh fine if you don't mind getting your ass chewed. Fortunately I have more ass than he's got teeth.

• Rita Rizzoli : You know, now that I see you, it raises a question in my mind.

  Conrad Kroll : Yeah, what's that?

  Rita Rizzoli : Does that come in adult size?

• Rita Rizzoli : And don't call me bitch!

• Deputy Getz : [repeated exchange]  Is this supposed to be funny?

  Rita Rizzoli : I think so.