- Charlie: [referring to a potential human sacrifice] Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before.
- Jesse: Jessie! It's me! I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too.
- Gramps: [Gramps slowly removes mask, Jessie and Charlie wimper] My great-great grandson? What year is it?
- Jesse: I don't know.
- Gramps: Now don't you mess with me boy!
- Jesse: Uhh! October 30, 1986!
- Gramps: Well goddamn. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy.
- Charlie: [laughs at Jessie] I think she likes you.
- Jesse: Come on, Charlie.
- Charlie: No, really.
- [Turns to Virgin]
- Charlie: Who do you like better: me or him? Me: Charlie, crazy, yet fun, huh, or him.
- [Jessie throws a food at Charlie's face]
- Charlie: I rest my case.
- [Virin throws something at Charlie]
- Charlie: OWWW!