Me and Him (1988)

Griffin Dunne: Bert Uttanzi

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• [Bert and Annette start making out] 

  Him (voice) : Bert, she's gonna know I've been somewhere else.

  Bert Uttanzi : You can't, you can't do this to me.

  Annette Uttanzi : [laughs]  Oh, yes I can.

  Him (voice) : I'm unclean, Bert.

  Bert Uttanzi : Annette, please.

  Him (voice) : I'd hate to be you right now.

  Annette Uttanzi : Bert, what is it?

  Him (voice) : She'll know right away.

  Bert Uttanzi : I just, I just can't.

• Bert Uttanzi : You're outta control!

  Him (voice) : I'm sorry.

  Bert Uttanzi : Did you say something, Judas?

  Him (voice) : Oh, Bert.

  Bert Uttanzi : Judas Peniscariot!

• Bert Uttanzi : [drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister]  Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.

• Janet Anderson : I'm drunk Bert Ufonzi.

  Bert Uttanzi : ...tanzi