Poker Alice (1987 TV Movie)

George Hamilton: Cousin John Moffit

Quotes 

• Cousin John Moffit : We'd like to go to New Orleans.

  Amos : From here?

  Cousin John Moffit : Well, we got to here from there. You do have trains going East don't you? They don't just all go West and disappear, do they?

  Amos : We got just as many going East as going West. That's kinda the way it works out.

  Cousin John Moffit : When is the, er, next one?

  Amos : Four days.

  Cousin John Moffit : Four days?

  Amos : Well now, there's a westbound going through tomorrow morning. You can take that as far as Cake City, if you've a mind to, and lay over there for the eastbound.

  Cousin John Moffit : Is there nothing at all until tomorrow morning?

  Amos : That's what I just got done telling you didn't I? Now, if you care to set a spell, I'll take you over to my house and I can rent you a bed for a dollar. If you're hungry, supper'll be another dollar. If you wanna wash up that's fifty cents, and rags to dry with is a quarter.

  Cousin John Moffit : Probably charge for the use of your outhouse too?

  Amos : Now what kind of a fella do you think I am to charge you for the use of his outhouse?

  Cousin John Moffit : Well, something anyway.

  Amos : Paper'll cost you fifty cents.