Stakeout (1987) Poster

(1987)

Emilio Estevez: Bill Reimers

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  • Chris Lecce : [Chris and Bill are whiling away the time playing trivia questions]  Okay, I got one, name the 16th President

    Bill Reimers : I don't know

    Chris Lecce : Here's a hint...

    Bill Reimers : Abraham Lincoln.

    Bill Reimers : [His questions are identifying quotes]  Okay, "This was no boating accident!"

    Chris Lecce : No idea

    Bill Reimers : Man, you suck at this

  • Chris Lecce : [whilst searching Maria's house, Chris holds up a newspaper clipping about Montgomery]  Now is no time to be pausing for the news, Chris

    Bill Reimers : Now is no time to be pausing for the news, Chris

    Chris Lecce : [Chris continues his search] 

    Chris Lecce : Ah - we have a letter. 'Dear Maria, I hear you are doing okay. I hear you are seeing a couple of guys. Sometimes I get so mad I could wipe out the entire world, and enjoy myself doing it'. Now how could she have dumped a charmer like him?

  • [on the phone with Bill while at Maria's place] 

    Chris Lecce : I'll be about half an hour.

    Bill Reimers : Where are my donuts you prick?

    Chris Lecce : Maybe more.

  • Bill Reimers : [seeing Phil and Jack leave, laughing about something]  Yeah, I smell a rat, they are up to something. I don't know what it is, but they are up to something. I'm going to find out what it is

    [he raises binoculars to his eyes, lowers them, then turns to Chris] 

    Bill Reimers : Do you know what it is?

    Chris Lecce : [casually, with a straight face]  Yeah, I think I have a pretty good idea

    Chris Lecce : What, what, tell me?

    Bill Reimers : [Turns at Chris' gesture, and sees that ink coating the rims of the binoculars is now around each eye, making him look like a racoon]  Son of a bitch! Christ, I'm gonna *kill* 'em!

  • Bill Reimers : [looking in the refrigerator]  I don't believe this. They ate all the food and left dog turds in the fridge.

    Chris Lecce : Don't worry. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?

    Bill Reimers : Truth and justice.

    Chris Lecce : Anything else?

    Bill Reimers : Doughnuts.

    Chris Lecce : Why not? We *are* cops.

  • [Reading the police profile on Maria McGuire] 

    Bill Reimers : And, the moment we've all been waiting for... 313 pounds.

    Chris Lecce : 313 pounds? Let me see that.

    Bill Reimers : I would imagine that's fully clothed.

    Chris Lecce : Oh my God, she could be the house! I hate this job!

  • Bill Reimers : [to Phil]  Lick my left one, buddy.

  • Bill Reimers : [during an argument about who killed Kennedy, Bill checks the fridge]  Those bastards. They ate everything and left us a dog turd.

    Chris Lecce : Ralph Warren left us a dog turd?

    Bill Reimers : No, Phil and Jack. I am gonna get those guys. I don't know how, but I will.

    Chris Lecce : Give me the keys. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?

    Bill Reimers : Truth and justice.

    Chris Lecce : Anything else?

    Bill Reimers : Doughnuts.

    Chris Lecce : Why not? We're cops.

  • Bill Reimers : What the hell did we do to deserve this?

    Chris Lecce : I think it was that stripper we sent to the captain on his birthday.

    Bill Reimers : I told you we should have sent the woman.

    Chris Lecce : Yeah, I think you're right. I screwed up.

  • Bill Reimers : [when Chris stares at Maria]  Are you gonna shoot pictures or draw some from memory?

  • Bill Reimers : What are you gonna do about her?

    Chris Lecce : Oh, man, I... I think I love her. I really do.

    Bill Reimers : Well, I'd hate to think that you risked it all just because you liked her.

  • Bill Reimers : [after Chris comes back from bugging Maria's phone and snooping around her room]  What the hell were you doin'?

    Chris Lecce : What do you mean, what was I doin'? I was putting in a bug, for crying out loud.

    Bill Reimers : Oh, really? Is that what that was? Huh? Well I don't call goin' through that woman's drawers *puttin' in a goddam bug*.

    Chris Lecce : Oh, calm down. Don't blow a bowel, okay? For crying out loud. I thought I saw something in her bureau that would tell us whether or not she talked to Montgomery.

  • Bill Reimers : But I would appreciate that you not act like a walking hard on while we're working together.

    [leaves room] 

    Bill Reimers : Excuse me.

    Chris Lecce : Succinctly put.

  • [last lines] 

    Bill Reimers : What a boner!

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