They Still Call Me Bruce (1987)

Johnny Yune: Bruce

Quotes 

• Bruce : With my right foot, I can kick your face. With my left foot, I can kick your nose. With my fingers, I can poke your eyes out. Take a good look at my face. I'm an Oriental!

• Psychiatrist : I want you to make five appointments with my nurse.

  Bruce : Five times with your nurse? She's beautiful.

  Psychiatrist : No, I want to see you five times. It's imperative that I see you.

  Bruce : You a lonesome guy, Doc? You've been in this office too long.

• Bartender : How 'bout a Coke?

  Bruce : I once tried to snort Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

• Bruce : And now ladies and gentlemen, Master Appleby of Appleby studio! He's going to break big block of ice with his forehead!

  Master Appleby : Not four heads. One head.

• Connie : Where is Korea?

  Bruce : You go six blocks straight, make a left and you'll find an airport.

• Bruce : [At McCLean's Martial Arts studio before a tournament, an audience applauds as Bruce takes center stage]  Welcome to the qualifying finals of the Junior National Martial Arts Championship! We have a number of Masters here today.

  [the crowd claps again, as all the Masters stand and bow to Bruce, then they sit back down] 

  Bruce : I was going to do all the exhibitions by myself, but it's only fair to give the others a chance to demonstrate their skills. First, I'd like to introduce Master Tackett! He's going to break a board with a spinning kick!

  Master Tackett : [Master Tackett stands up, walks over to Bruce and angrily speaks]  What is this? I didn't plan to do anything!

  Bruce : [to the audience]  I think Master Tackett is nervous.

  Master Tackett : I'm NOT nervous!

  [Bruce makes a mischievous face as Master Tackett turns around, goes to a board a student is holding and easily breaks it]