Three for the Road (1987)

Eric Bruskotter: Junior

Quotes 

• Paul : [Paul and T.S. are walking in the woods after Robin has escaped]  Do you realize it's gonna take a miracle to catch her now? She's got at least five hours on us!

  T.S. : Hey, I ain't worried about her anymore! I'm worried about my feet, okay?

  Paul : Oh God... I can't believe I'm blowing this! A major opportunity with the senator, the chance of a lifetime, and I'm blowing it, T.S.! I need a miracle...

  [they happen upon a general store and a drunken Junior next to his Porsche] 

  Paul : ... I... I need a Porsche.

  Junior : [throwing down beer can]  Damn you, Missy Butler.

  [he falls down passed out] 

  Paul : That can't be the same guy.

  [beat] 

  Paul : Thank you, Lord.

  [runs up to the car] 

  T.S. : What are you doing?

  [starts after him] 

  T.S. : Hey Congressman, you're outta your mind!

  [Paul takes keys from Junior's limp hand and they steal his Porsche] 

• Officer Merle : [on his radio, with a drunken Junior in the back seat]  Uh yeah, Leon? This is Merle... I'm on 161 here at Billy Bub's place. I got a stolen 1986 Porsche...

  Junior : [drunk from backseat]  It ain't just a Porsche! Zero to 60 in five seconds...

  Officer Merle : [shoves him backwards]  You smell, boy! Get back on that seat!

  Junior : Full turbo carerra package, man!

  [Merle sprays pine-scented spray at him, Junior sits back] 

• Junior : [Merle, Earl and Junior follow Junior's Porsche into a junkyard, Paul and Robin escape before they arrive. Merle slams on the brakes and taps Junior's Porsche into a stack of junked cars]  Oh no no...

  [the Porsche gently taps the stack, but unharmed] 

  Junior : Oh... thank you Lord. You must drive a Porsche yourself.

  Junior : [Junior gets out of the cruiser just as the stack tips and crushes his Porsche]  Oh my God, no no no!

  [he beats on the hood of the police cruiser and cries... both cops start laughing hysterically] 

  Officer Merle : Hey boy! There's your damn little Porsche!