Three for the Road (1987)

Bert Remsen: Stu

Quotes 

• Stu : [pulls the car over and aims a pistol at Paul]  Sorry to do this to you buzzards, but business ain't what it used to be. You know why?

  [smiling as Paul shakes his head no] 

  Stu : Because nobody's got a sense of humor no more, that's why!

  [laughs] 

  Paul : [nervously]  Is this some kind of joke here?

  T.S. : Yeah, it's a squirt gun.

  Stu : [Stu fires his pistol out of the open passenger side window, splitting a thin tree in two]  I want your wallets, your watches and your rings! Toss them up there on the dash!

  T.S. : This is my watch.

  [he tosses it on the dash, Paul throws his valuables on the dash as well] 

  Stu : Hurry up!

  Paul : I don't have a ring, mister.

  Stu : All right. Now get outta the car!

  [they exit the car] 

  Stu : Take off all your clothes! Let's go! Take 'em off!

  [they strip to their underwear, Stu fires two rounds at their feet, laughing] 

  Stu : Now run!

  [fires another round, they flee] 

  Stu : . See you in the funny papers, boys!