Amsterdamned (1988)

Huub Stapel: Eric Visser

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Quotes 

• Vermeer : What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?

  Eric Visser : I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.

  Vermeer : UGH!

• Eric Visser : What were they doing?

  Vermeer : Apparently collecting water samples.

  Eric Visser : They were the ones who ended up being sampled.

• Ruysdael : I wanted him to be happy. I didn't know his intention.

  Eric Visser : Revenge on society. Innocent people had to be slaughtered.

  Ruysdael : I can't believe it. He is sick and so is society.

• Eric Visser : [sees John destroying the film from a photographer's camera]  Well, if it isn't Holland's Sean Penn.

  John van Meegeren : [turns around]  I don't like to be photographed. Hello Eric!

• Laura : I got us a reservation for dinner. For three by candlelight at a fish restaurant.

  Eric Visser : A fish restaurant?

  Laura : You don't like fish?

  Eric Visser : Uhh, no. I don't like anything that comes out of the water.

  Laura : I came out of the water, Eric.

  Eric Visser : Well, you're the one exception. Ahhhhhh!

  [purposely puts foot in the water to scare Laura then laughs] 

  Laura : [smacks Eric in the arm]  You clown!