Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988)

Dudley Moore: Arthur Bach

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• Hobson : [Arthur is conversing with the ghost of Hobson]  Arthur, I've seen your son.

  Arthur : [Arthur, inebriated, looks stricken]  Oh!

  Hobson : I've told him all about you. But he still wants to meet you very much.

  Arthur : Ah, old man, you're not playing fair!

• Susan : Weren't we happy, Arthur?

  Arthur : Of course. Then we met.

• Arthur : What can I do Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?

  Hobson : The word "bathe" comes to mind.

• Arthur : Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.

  Hobson : Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.

• Bitterman : Mr. Bach?

  Arthur : Bitterman! How the hell are you?

  Bitterman : Sir, what are you doing here?

  Arthur : They said I'd never make it Bitterman, they said the city would eat me alive. But now look at me, I got my own pail and my own squeegee, I showed them ALL!

  Martha Bach : Arthur?

  Arthur : Martha!

  Martha Bach : Arthur, what are you doing?

  Arthur : Well, I was...

  Martha Bach : Are you going to marry Susan Johnson or not?

  Arthur : I already told you Martha, I can't!

  Martha Bach : Enough is enough, Arthur. Marry the bitch!

  Arthur : You marry her Martha!

• Arthur : Where's Mrs. Bach? Is she...

  Fairchild : Madam awoke early. She had some phone calls to make.

  Arthur : Ah. Ah, well in that case, put on one of her nightgowns and come in here, would you?

  Fairchild : Sir?

  Arthur : Oh, come on, Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me.

  Arthur : [Fairchild heads towards the closet]  Hey! Fairchild, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. God, it's the truth. Don't they ever kid each other on your planet?