Caddyshack II (1988)

Chynna Phillips: Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young

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• Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : Kate, I've decided that you must join my sorority, and I know that the Kappas are just gonna love you. There's only one thing: would you consider of changing your name? I was think thinking about taking out the "ounian" and shortening it to Kate Hart. Isn't that great?

  Kate Hartounian : Whoa, wait a second. What is wrong with my real name?

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : Nothing. It's just that it sounds so...

  Kate Hartounian : [sternly]  So what?

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : Kate, you want people to think that you belong.

  Kate Hartounian : I do belong - to a family.

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : Well, if you want my honest opinion, Kate: I think that your family's real embarrassing, and I'm very happy that I'm not a part of it.

  Kate Hartounian : Yeah, so am I.

  [Kate roughly grabs Miffy] 

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : What?

  [Kate throws Miffy on the ground as Miffy gets angry] 

  Kate Hartounian : Miffy, you are a stupid, superficial, snotty, little bitch.

  [Kate leaves] 

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : [furiously]  Oh, really? Really, Kate? Whatever! Whatev...

  [Miffy gets hit from a branch and falls down the hill] 

• [the Youngs lost the golf game after the gopher switched the bomb ball] 

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : [angry about her father]  Mother, how could you marry a man with such a terrible short game?

  Cynthia Young : Oh, shut up, Mary Frances, you spoiled, snotty, superficial, little bitch!

  [Cynthia leaves] 

  Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young : [offended]  *What*!