Cocoon: The Return (1988)

Don Ameche: Art Selwyn

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Quotes 

• Art Selwyn : Joe loved the beach.

  Ben Lucket : He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked.

• Art Selwyn : How'd you guys sleep?

  Joe Finley : Alma didn't sleep a wink.

  Art Selwyn : You're kidding.

  Joe Finley : No. Neither did I.

  Art Selwyn : You dog!

• Art Selwyn : There's no justice! If there were, it'd be *me* in there instead of her! *I'd* trade places with *her* in a *heartbeat*!

• Art Selwyn : Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?

  Joe Finley : [Pointing to young girls in bikinis]  Can I have some of that please?

• Doctor : Mr. Selwyn?

  Art Selwyn : [about his wife, Bess]  That's me, Doctor! How is she?

  Doctor : She's fine, considering her age. And the fact that she's six weeks pregnant.

  Ben Lucket : [Chuckles, and to Art says]  Why you smutty ol' devil.

  Doctor : [Shaking Art's hand who's babbling "Pregnant?"]  Very impressive, Mr. Selwyn. This one's definitely going in the books.

  [Art is gladly congratulated by his friends]