Friday the 13th: The New Blood (1988)

Jeff Bennett: Eddie

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• Eddie : [reading Michael's birthday card]  Happy Birthday, Michael, you lucky son-of-a-bitch. Many happy returns. Love, Melissa.

  [tosses card] 

  Eddie : Cunt.

• Melissa : Eddie... Eddie! This isn't going to work out.

  Eddie : What's the matter?

  Melissa : I lied.

  Eddie : Lied about what?

  Melissa : About everything. You just don't turn me on, really. But c'mon, at least I gave you a chance. You just didn't come through. Anyway, I was kind of hoping Nick would come back and find you with me.

  Eddie : Why'd you lie?

  Melissa : You know, make him jealous.

  Eddie : Rejection. Okay, fine. I can take it. I've been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in the continental United States!

  Melissa : Eddie, where are you going?

  Eddie : To take a cold shower. I got a date with a soap on a rope.

• Eddie : [opening Michael's presents and reading the box]  "Personal Penis Enlarger."

  [pulls out a magnifying glass]