G.W. Bailey: Harris
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Quotes
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Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Some dickhead is standing in my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard : Oh, Captain Harris! Hey, I didn't see you there. You know, I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Nick...
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : I don't care who you are, buttwipe. Just get out of my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard : Buttwipe?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Scram, sleazeball!
Sgt. Nick Lassard : Okay, fine.
[Leaves]
Sgt. Nick Lassard : Buttwipe, huh? Never heard that before.
Lt. Proctor : That was great, Sir!
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Proctor?
Lt. Proctor : Yes, Sir?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Now you're in my sun.
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Sgt. Moses Hightower : Sir, I realize this is your jurisdiction. But if there is a rescue attempt, we would like to volunteer.
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Commissioner Murdock, I couldn't agree more. I think it is vital that the rescues know Commandant Lassard intimately. Now, I can vouch for the abilities of these officers. After all, I trained them myself.
Sgt. Larvell Jones : Must be the drugs.
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[Captain Harris, with the word Dork burned into his chest, approaches a bar where Cmndt. Lassard, Chief Hurst, Chief Murdock, and the Mayor of Miami are seated]
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Oh Mr. Mayor, excuse me sir. I don't mean to insult your city, but the people on this beach are very rude and hostile.
Mayor of Miami : Well, I'm sorry to hear that... Captain Dork!
[the gentlemen at the bar break down in laughter, and Harris finally realizes what has been burned on to his chest]
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Capt. Thaddeus Harris : You'll never get away with this, you two-bit filthy scum!
Tony : What did he call me?
Mouse : Scum.
Tony : Ah. Well, perhaps you'd like to leave now.
[snaps fingers]
Tony : Mouse?
[Mouse cocks his pistol]
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : [laughs weakly] About that "filthy scum" comment...
Tony : Shut up, shark bait.
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : "Shark bait"?
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Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Proctor! Where is Proctor?
