Family Matters (1989–1998)
Telma Hopkins: Rachel Crawford
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Quotes
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Steve Urkel : Rachel, what are you doing?
Rachel Crawford : Tightrope walking.
Steve Urkel : Do you know how to do that?
Rachel Crawford : ...No.
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[Making lemon tarts]
Carl : Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those.
Rachel Crawford : I'm what?
[Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]
Carl : You shot your bag at me!
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Steve Urkel : Hi everybody!
Estelle Winslow : Hi honey.
Rachel Crawford : Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out?
Steve Urkel : Oh, I'd better lock it then!
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[looking through a vacation pamphlet]
Eddie : Look at those beaches.
Laura : Look a those sunsets.
Rachel Crawford : Look at those men.
Carl : Look at that buffet.
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[Steve comes out of the freezer at Rachel's Place shivering]
Rachel Crawford : Honey, how long were you in there?
Steve Urkel : L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair... Look!
Rachel Crawford : I'll just take your word for it.
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Steve Urkel : [thinking he's playing hide and seek with Laura, Eddie, & Judy and a shower starts running] That shower running doesn't fool me Laura!
[walks into the bathroom]
Rachel Crawford : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve Urkel : [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel!
[to self]
Steve Urkel : WOW!
