Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Michael McKean: Woody

Quotes 

• Woody : [on the phone to Valerie, as cops attack him]  I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!

• Woody : Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.

• Wiploc : We go get Candy?

  Woody : Yeah! Candy, gum, beer nuts, anything you want. Twizzlers. I got some milk duds.

• Woody : Oh! You should've seen me today, man. Nothing but radical rips all the way in. You want some slushy? Yeah, I was barely off my board when the wahines were all over me.

  Zeebo : Ew! Wahines!

  Woody : Wahines. You know, girls.

  Wiploc : Girls?

  Zeebo : You know girls?

  Woody : Does the woodburger know girls? Pinocchio got a wooden butt? I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks Just like that.

  Wiploc : Don't believe me?

  Zeebo : Like that.

  Woody : Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis!

• Woody : Hey, dudes, I just remembered something. What was it? Oh, yeah! At the beach today, they're having a Blonde-Of-The-Month contest.

  Zeebo : Blonde?

  Woody : Yeah, you know, Blonde beach bunnies. California's finest.

• [last lines] 

  Woody : Hey! Give my love to Finland!

• Woody : Hey! Jail isn't so bad. It's where I learned how to surf.