Erik the Viking (1989)

Terry Jones: King Arnulf

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• King Arnulf : [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding]  Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!

• Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?

  King Arnulf : Right! Isn't it wonderful?

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : What? Not being able to kill anybody?

  King Arnulf : Well, of course.

  Erik : How?

  King Arnulf : Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...

  Erik : Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.

  King Arnulf : Well...

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : But how d'you take revenge?

  Keitel Blacksmith : How do you punish people?

  Ivar the Boneless : How do you DEFEND yourselves?

  King Arnulf : We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.

• King Arnulf : Now, I want you to be absolutely, totally, genuinely honest with me. Did you really, truly, honesty like it?

  Erik : ...No.

  King Arnulf : They didn't like it! Oh my God! I want to die!

• King Arnulf : I smell one of those foreigners. That's who it is, isn't it?