- Emperor Wang: You thought you'd killed me Gordon, but my drive for lust and power is relentless! Your penis - and MY brain - will be a marriage, made in Hell!
- Robunda Hooters: You, as the possessor of the virile force, must make love to the Queen!
- Dale Ardor: NO!
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Dale... Dale, she's right. It must be done. Rumour has it she's quite a piece.
- Flesh: Doc's right, Dale. I'll only stick it in halfway.
- Flesh: Keep your panties on Robunda!
- Robunda Hooters: I don't wear panties, but I will If you agree to help.